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Emily Moran Barwick of Bite Size Vegan is shown holding open what appears to be a children’s coloring book. A look of shock and horror is clear upon her face.

Let's take a magical journey through a kids coloring book, apparently aimed at the budding sociopath! We’ll discover such enriching activities as a eugenics-themed multiple choice quiz, a hands-on activity of how to properly mutilate infants and much more.

The Most Disturbing Coloring Book Ever!

Emily Moran Barwick of Bite Size Vegan is standing between two billowing American flags. She has a wry expression on her face

Strap on your expandable sweatpants and get ready to grow the glory of your Freedom Gut like a REAL American! Find out how to flaunt your Independence with true American flair! Now pay attention! Or don’t. It’s a free country.

Celebrate Freedom Like A Real American Hypocrite!

The image is split into three and shows the same close up of the same person each time. The last image has the WatchMojo YouTube logo overlaid upon it.

The giant YouTube channel WatchMojo recently demonstrated how to make a video about "5 Facts About Veganism" that subversively gives the vegan movement a kick in its collective gonads! Think being vegan is healthy?

WatchMojo Debunks Veganism!

A young child is shown to the left. The child is facing forwards, but their eyes are turned to their right. Around the child’s neck is a white sign with 0402 in black lettering upon it. Overlaying the image of the child, centrally placed, are several heavily obscured words in white. It is possible to make out the words “Get” and “Milk” but others are too heavily obscured to be read. Below and visible in smaller letters is Milklife.com. The obscuration is caused by the placement of the word “Banned” which is written in large red and yellow letters and runs diagonally across the words in white.

You won’t believe this! See the newly recovered BANNED footage from Milk Life’s "Dairy Milk Vs. Almond Milk Spelling Bee" commercial. Find out what they didn’t want you to see, and hear the commercial’s director have a total meltdown!

BANNED Commercial! – Milk Vs Almond Milk

Two women stand in the sunshine smiling at the camera.

How can loving, caring mothers defend such extreme injustices as rape, kidnapping and murder? Hear these two moms explain how kidnapping is really compassionate

Moms Defend Rape, Kidnapping & Murder!

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  • Two women stand in the sunshine smiling at the camera.

    Moms Defend Rape, Kidnapping & Murder!

    How can loving, caring mothers defend such extreme injustices as rape, kidnapping and murder? Hear these two moms explain how kidnapping is really compassionate

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  • Emily Moran Barwick of Bite Size Vegan is shown holding open what appears to be a children’s coloring book. A look of shock and horror is clear upon her face.

    The Most Disturbing Coloring Book Ever!

    Let’s take a magical journey through a kids coloring book, apparently aimed at the budding sociopath! We’ll discover such enriching activities as a eugenics-themed multiple choice quiz, a hands-on activity of how to properly mutilate infants and much more.

    Read more about The Most Disturbing Coloring Book Ever!
  • Emily Moran Barwick of Bite Size Vegan is standing between two billowing American flags. She has a wry expression on her face

    Celebrate Freedom Like A Real American Hypocrite!

    Strap on your expandable sweatpants and get ready to grow the glory of your Freedom Gut like a REAL American! Find out how to flaunt your Independence with true American flair! Now pay attention! Or don’t. It’s a free country.

    Read more about Celebrate Freedom Like A Real American Hypocrite!
  • A young child is shown to the left. The child is facing forwards, but their eyes are turned to their right. Around the child’s neck is a white sign with 0402 in black lettering upon it. Overlaying the image of the child, centrally placed, are several heavily obscured words in white. It is possible to make out the words “Get” and “Milk” but others are too heavily obscured to be read. Below and visible in smaller letters is Milklife.com. The obscuration is caused by the placement of the word “Banned” which is written in large red and yellow letters and runs diagonally across the words in white.

    BANNED Commercial! – Milk Vs Almond Milk

    You won’t believe this! See the newly recovered BANNED footage from Milk Life’s “Dairy Milk Vs. Almond Milk Spelling Bee” commercial. Find out what they didn’t want you to see, and hear the commercial’s director have a total meltdown!

    Read more about BANNED Commercial! – Milk Vs Almond Milk
  • Arching across the top in large yellow lettering are the words “Poop Challenge”. They are separated slightly but the image of a Ben and Jerry’s “Chocolate Fudge Brownie” ice cream carton. On the top of the carton is a large poop emoji. To the left of the carton is a lawn sign with United States Environmental Protection Agency insignia upon it.

    $30K Poop Nutrition Challenge! | Sponsored By Ben & Jerry’s

    Take the POOP Nutrient Challenge and get paid $30K for your crappy ideas! The EPA, along with Ben & Jerry’s, the USDA, and a host of other heavyweights have launched a competition for craptastic concepts to deal with the dung overtaking our planet.

    Read more about $30K Poop Nutrition Challenge! | Sponsored By Ben & Jerry’s
  • The image is split in tow, vertically. On the left is a smiling person looking towards the camera. Their mouth is open and they are holding a fork filled with colorful salad. The right hand shows a second person. They are wearing a white tee-shirt with either blood or rashers of bacon down the front of it. There mouth is wide open and they are attempting to place a fist full of cooked bacon into their mouth.

    BACON Lovers & VEGANS Unite!? | BuzzFeed Reaction

    Discover the ONE THING that bacon-lovers and vegans have in common in my reaction to BuzzFeed’s viral video! What could possibly overcome the rivalry of the lovers-of-bacon and the praisers-of-plants?

    Read more about BACON Lovers & VEGANS Unite!? | BuzzFeed Reaction
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